Chatur jokes

"Silencer Chatur" describes sex in sanskrit :
Uperam chumam, golam chusam, hastam golam daba dabe. Taangam kholam, lingam dalam, mazam avam, puchuk puchuk !!

Husband's thoughts

Whenever a woman gets pregnant, everybody touches her stomach and says " CONGRATULATIONS" but no one touches the husband's penis and say "WELL DONE" huh !! What a society !!

When does breakfast turn out to be a big mess?

Breakfast is a big pain when the wife orders the cook : "sahab ke ande ubal dena !!" and the cook asks " aur memsaab aap ka doodh garam karoon ? aur pao ke beech mein maska lagaun ?"

Why is penis always sad ?

Why is penis always sad ?

1. His hairstyle is a mess.
2. His relatives are nuts
3. His neighbour is an asshole
4. Whenever he gets high, he vomits and faints.